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VIRUS Application
MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION FORM
V. I. R. U. S.
(Very Immature
Racers of the United
States)
For Those Infected With RACING Disease, Our Motto:
"YOUNG ONCE,
IMMATURE FOREVER"
NAME:____________________ (FIRST); ______________________ (LAST)
ADDRESS:_______________________________ (STREET)
________________________________ (CITY)
_________ (STATE) _________ (ZIP)
PHONE #:__________________________________
QUESTIONNAIRE:
1) Is your drivers license presently under suspension? Yes_____; No_____
If yes, does it bother you to drive without a license? Yes____: No_____
2) Have you ever lost your license for driving while under the influence of an intoxicant?
Yes_____; No_____; Can't remember_____
3) How many times per week do you display your middle finger to other drivers?
1-5_____; 50-100_____; Over 1000_____
4) Have you had more than one speeding ticket in a 24 Hr. period?
Yes_____; No_____
If Yes, How many?__________
5) Are racing tyres worn out when:
A) the wear bars show?_____
B) The threads show thru the rubber?_____
C) The rims rest completely on the pavement?_____
6) Racing Slogans:
How do you feel about the following statements:
STATEMENT
A) If it ain't broke, don't fix it! Agree_____; Disagree_____
B) Keep it rubber side down! Agree_____; Disagree_____
C) Vintage racing is to be done at 9/10ths of capacity! Agree_____; Disagree_____
D) Race cars should have at least three tyres on
the pavement at all times! Agree_____; Disagree _____
E) I started back when RACIN' was dangerous and and SEX was safe!!! Agree_____; Disagree_____
7) How many hours sleep are required the night before a race?
6-10hrs_____; 15min-2hrs_____; None_____; It depends!_____
8) Describe the cute-clever decals, bumper stickers, stripes, flames,
color combos, etc. on your:
Street car____________________________________________________
Spouse's car__________________________________________________
Race car_____________________________________________________
Harley-Davidson_______________________________________________
9) Describe to us your most vulgar t-shirt and hat worn on race weekends:
______________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________
10) Indicate the longest tire burn-out (formerly peel-out) done in the last 12 months:
Under 2'_____; 2'-10'_____; Over 1320'_____; If over 1320', what was your E.T.?_____
11) BUCK'S TAVERN (Prior to nasty fire on 8/25/96)
A) Have you been to BUCK'S? Yes_____; No_____
B) Have you closed BUCK'S? Yes_____; No_____
C) Do you have a piece of clothing, Licence plate, or other personal
momentos on the walls or ceiling of BUCK'S? Yes_____; No_____
If Yes, describe it:
____________________________________________________________
D) Is your phone number on the bathroom wall at BUCK'S?
Yes_____; No_____
If Yes, Men's_____; Lady's_____; Both____
E) Describe the different color drinks you remember having
in a single night at BUCK'S?
______________________________________________________
EXTRA CREDIT: Name as many of the drinks as possible.____
12) What items of your wife's (husband's) would you sell to buy equipment for
your race car?
______________________________________________________________________
13) What items of your wife's (husband's) would you sell to buy more BEER?
_____________________________________________________________
14) What is the spoken language at Siebkin's?
A) English_____; B) German_____; C) Cheesehead_____
15) Have you ever had 4 wheels off at Turn 5 at ROAD AMERICA? Yes____; No_____
If yes, has a Corner Worker ever spoken to you there? Yes_____; No_____
If yes, have you been off frequently enough to now be on a
first name basis with the Turn 5 Corner Crew? Yes_____; No_____
16) Has a TECH INSPECTOR ever given you a hard time about your race car's paint job?
Yes_____; No_____
17) Have you ever reversed your race car's numbers just to annoy TIMING AND SCORING?
Yes_____; No_____ If Yes, did it improve your grid position? Yes_____; No_____
18) Have you ever tried Leaping Cats' RACIN' SALSA? Yes_____; No_____
If Yes, did you drive with an open-faced or closed-face helmet afterwards? Yes_____; No_____
19) If accepted for membership, on what article of clothing do you intend to wear the CLUB patch?
A) Jockstrap_____
B) Girlfriend's bikini bottom______
C) X-wife's bra_____
D) Over bald spot on head_____
20) If made available, would you be interested in a tattoo of the CLUB Logo?
Yes_____; No_____
If yes, where would it be located?
A) Under jockstrap_____
B) Under girlfriend's bikini bottom_____
C) Under X-wife's bra_____
D) Bald spot on head_____
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